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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Pinoy Jokes

Telecom History

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year,
Japanese scientists found traces of copper wire dating back
1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors
already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.


In the weeks that followed, American scientists dug
200 metres and headlines in the US papers read:
" US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old
optical fibres, and have concluded that their
ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital
telephone 1000 years earlier than the Japanese".

One week later, a Filipino newspaper reported the

following: "After digging as deep as 500 metres, Filipino
scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have
concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already
using
wireless technology".


And another one…

PINOY CONTRACTOR ABROAD

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence.

One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and an American.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "What? You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid?

"Easy," the Pinoy explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico ".

The next day, the Pinoy and the Mexican are working on the Fence.


And another one…

Q. What's the difference between corruption in the US and corruption in the Philippines ?

A. In the U.S. they go to jail. In the Philippines , they go to the U.S.
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Q. What`s the difference among Philippine Presidents Cory, Gloria and Erap?

A. Cory can`t tell a lie
Gloria can`t tell the truth

Erap can`t tell the difference

Ok, it’s my midterms week and my next blog would be either Friday or Saturday. So I’ll Just leave you something I received from an E-mail about “Pinoy Jokes”. My Subjects happen to be: Engineering Economy (Tuesday), Business Law-Production Management-Statistical Quality Control (Wednesday), Strength of Materials (Thursday), Industrial/Occupational Safety and Health Assessment (Friday).

1 comment:

  1. hehehe. nalingaw ko sa imong jokes bai. balik balik nya sa akong hang-out.

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