Ramon Bautista Quotes?!


You know him (RAMON BAUTISTA)  by the characters he plays: Rigor Mortiz, Dan Michael, the aerobics dance instructor, a guy who creates objects out of sim cards, a wannabe rapper. Bautista is now known as an "Internet superstar," popular music VJ then DJ, a well respected UP Professor, and commercial model in demand. If not, you may be familiar with his previous stink at "The Ramon Bautista Show," with the defunct MTV with his wacky and side-splitting style.

Ramon's awesome humor fascinated not only the viewers, including advertisers but also normal people, like me! :D He was also your average ordinary guy, but, next thing he knew, he was endorsing the big commercial brands—Nescafe, Petron, McDonald's, Adventure, Smart—and even the Commission on Elections (Comelec) and Ako Mismo campaign.

"Pangarap ko po talaga maging astronaut kaso lang, walang space ship dito…” – Ramon Bautista

Ramon Bautista appears brazen in most of his projects, but he says he's just enjoying what he does. See below, for some of his OUT OF THIS WORLD Quotes I have collated for your enjoyment:

Kung ikaw ay isang laboratory apparatus, ano ka at bakit?
-mejo-manyak: thermometer, ako magsasabi kung gaano ka ka-hot
-mas manyak: test-tube, pwede kitang igawa ng baby
-corny: periodic table of elements, kumpleto ang chemistry natin
-cheesy: lab gown, kasi gusto kita ibalot
-nerd: centrifuge. coz ill send you spinning

“Walang Torpeng Lalake sa Malanding Babae”
— Ramon Bautista

“Kung hindi mutual ang feelings natin, p’wes gagawin kong mutual. Ayoko na rin sa’yo.”
— Tweet by Ramon Bautista.

“Dahan-dahan, darating ka rin dyan. Sa pagmamadali, di mo na napapansin na andami mo nang di napapansin.”
— Ramon Bautista

“‎Side view, front view, top view, back view…pinakamagandang angle ko talaga, beside you”
— Ramon Bautista

Deadly ang insecticide, pesticide, homicide at suicide… pero alam ko ikamamatay ko not to be by your side
—Ramon Bautista

“may mga technique lang para maka iwas “like”. wag masyado tumitig sa mata at pag nag smile sya, imaginin mo na tumatae sya”
— Ramon Bautista

“halamang reverse ng makahiya: makalandi - bumubuka pag hinahawakan”
— Ramon Bautista

“Sa totoo lang, ngayon, napakadami nang humahabol sa’kin. Pinaghahabol na po ako ng girls, ng boys, at ng awtoridad po dahil po napakasuplado ko na po—hindi na po ako masungit, suplado lang.”
— Ramon Bautista

“Ang paggamit ng utak ang pinakamabisang contraceptive kaso hindi lahat may ganun kaya kailangan ng sex education.”
— Ramon Bautista

Ano ba kinalaman ng Pinoy sa royal wedding?
kasama sa mga fantasya ng mga kababaihan Ang maging prinsesa at kasama sa mga pangarap ng mga kalalakihan Ang maging bisita sa reception para makikain.—- Ramon Bautista

“may imperfections din naman ako tulad ng pagiging sobra sobra umibig :(”
— Ramon Bautista

“FMLWWPSSP - fuck my life while walking pa sway sway pa”
— RB

“pag kasama si Justin Bieber sa trending topics, ibig sabihin walang gulo sa mundo. -Ramon Bautista”

“wag ka na maghangad ng maganda. maasar ka lang sa mga yon. dun ka sa matalino at may sense kausap”
— RB

“Wag mong bigyan ng meaning ang lahat ng ginagawa ng isang tao, o kahit anong ka-sweetan nya sayo hangga’t hindi pa kayo ikinakasal” —Ramon Bautista

walang advantage-disadvantage. di naman contest ang love eh. -RB

anu bang mas tinitingan mo sa babae? looks o personality?
looks shempre. yung personality hindi naman tinitignan, minamahal hihihi…brrr ~RB

“Lowering your standards is the key to happiness.”— Ramon Bautista

“… telling your special someone that you have lowered your standards and settled for him or her should be touching. its letting them know that they are not object-ified and void of any standards set only on things or imagined ideal partners. they are real special people to us and like love, their worth is immeasurable,”
— Ramon Bautista

On answering a difficult question:
"The question is void because my intelligence is immeasurable like love "-RB on how to be a perfect human being.

On living day-to-day:
There’s no such thing as a “typical day” or at least that’s how I try to live. Lahat may karakter. Fun din pag walang routine.

MY FAVORTIE!!

“The best revenge is to live an awesome life.”
— Master Ramon Bautista

SO, tularan kaya natin sha? LET's BE AWESOME! ITs OUR RIGHT AFTER ALL! XD

“Basta mag have fun ka lang!” -RamonB.

6 comments:

  1. wow! kahit paano po pala may sense sya, I thought he was just another comedian out there NICE! :)

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  2. yep2 untingunti ko na shang nagiging idol

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  3. ayos master ramon bautista ^_^

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  4. ramon bautista \m/

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  5. he's not just a comedian, he's a professor in UP. 

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