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Wednesday, July 19, 2017

My list of Earthquake Hugot Posts! #Nabasakolang

Wednesday, July 19, 2017 Posted by vernon go , , , ,

We should not joke about earthquakes. But the young Filipinos seem to always find something humorous out of difficult situations. I guess we sometimes just can't help crack a joke in the face of despair and danger.

Let's start this with the following sequence: English, Taglish(?), Tagalog then Bisaya quotes or maybe let's just mix up the various #overheard and #NabasaKoLang na #EarthquakeHugot:

"This is your time to chat with your crush by saying 'stay safe!'" >_<

"Stay safe ka d'yan; nung safe ka sa akin hindi ka nag-stay!"

"Stay-safe mo mukha mo! Ikaw nga di nag-say eh!"

"Earthquake nga hindi mapigilan, eto pa kaya nararamdaman ko sayo?"

"Hindi ko man lang naramdaman yung lindol dahil sa heartache na nararamdaman ko!"

"Buti pa yung lindol, naramdaman ko. Yung pagmamahal mo sakin, hindi."

"Lindol ka ba? Kasi niyanig mo mundo ko."

"Walang wala ang lindol nang dumating ka sa buhay ko, you rock my world kase."

"Malakas daw yung lindol? Di nga! May mas lakas pa ba sa lindol ng puso ko sa tuwing nakikita kita?" #Ayee

"Naramdaman mo yung lindol pero yung feelings ko di mo maramdaman."

"Lumindol na lahat lahat, hindi mo parin ako gusto?"

"Bakit yung lindol, diko maramdaman? Pero yung sakit, damang-dama ko parin?"

"Ako nga sa tabi mo hindi mo naramdaman eh lindol pa kaya?"

"Bigla-bigla kang magpaparamdam, yayanigin mo mundo ko, at sa pagkawala mo, pighati at pagkawasak ang iniwan mo!"

"Buti pa yung lupa, kinikilig!"

"Lumindol daw? Hindi ko naramdaman, katulad nung hindi mo pagramdam sa feelings ko."

"Masyado ka kasing manhid, kaya di mo naramdaman na lumindol."

"Naka-move-on kana kasi kaya di mo na maramdaman"

"Malakas daw yung intensity at magnitude ng lindol, gaya ng pagibig ko sayo!"

"Buti pa yung lupa, gumagalaw...ramdam. Ikaw kahit konting movement wala man lang."

"Sa sobrang lakas ng lindol, pati puso ko nabiyak."

"Ganito ba talaga ang epekto mo sakin? Pati kasi mundo ko nayayanig mo!"

"Para tayong earthquake drill: Kahit nagseseryoso na ako, wala ka paring pakialam."

"Hindi ang pagyanig ang nakamamatay. Kundi yung mga bagay na posibleng mahulog sayo." #AWW

"Umalis ka na sa buhay ko! Huwag ka na magparamdam kung mawawala ka lang agad!" #Aftershock

"Kaloka ang lindol. May pinagpipilian ng pwedeng pakiramdaman."

"Sa sobrang numb ko, nawalan na ko ng feelings." :(

"Alam mo ba kung bakit lumindol? Sumigaw kasi ako ng CRUSH KITA! Kaya hayun, kinilig yung earth."

"Yung aftershocks nga di mo ramdam, effor ko pa kaya??"

"Maypa ang linog naay status...kita? Nganga!" #Boom

"What's scary is you won't know how long it;s gonna last.."

"What's even scarier is that you won't know when you would feel it again.."

"It's always scary to fall, you get dizzy, you get hurt and sometimes you won't even know that somethings will fall unto you!"


"What earthquake? Those were the tremors of my heart that's being torn to pieces because you like someone else."


That's about it for now, but I'll make sure to add or update this post every now and then. AND ALSO LASTLY, Earthquakes are something we should not joke about, so make sure to be serious during earthquake drills; just like in a relationship.
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